Top Ten Reasons Why EVILE are better than Zombies

Ben Carter: Drummer. Bald Man. Nice Smelling. Zombie Hunter? Evile's resident heavy hitter took some time out of his hectic touring schedule to enlighten me as to why his band, EVILE were better than Zombies. Coming in at Number Ten: #10 Evile have a greater knowledge of Zombie films than Zombies have of human films. #9 We (the members of EVILE) all have use of our basic motor functions . . . (