Who can match G�rard Depardieu's alleged airborne pee? | Open thread

The actor has been accused of urinating on a plane floor ? tell us the most appalling things you've seen fellow passengers doOh G�rard. The French colossus has outraged public decency by apparently failing to distinguish between art and life. While G�rard Depardieu has been lauded for a filmic oeuvre that includes mutual masturbation with a cousin and glamorises illegal immigration, delinquency