How Premier League lads win back their Wags

For England footballers caught playing away, there's nothing like an Arabian holiday paradise to ease a man's marital woes. But is a fortnight in the sun all it takes to persuade a wronged girl to kiss and make up for the paparazzi? Our culture critic looks at what the pictures really say?Football ought to be synonymous with churned mud, not baked sand; with woolly socks and cleated boots, not