Tweeting advice for Gwyneth Paltrow

Unleash your funny side, listen to Mike Tyson and, most importantly, get typing...Well, you've only gone and got yourself a Twitter account, Gwyneth Paltrow (@gwynethpaltrow). Obviously not content with being a mere Oscar-winner, internet lifestyle impresario, celebrity chef, Cee Lo Green tribute act, and queen of all things mung bean, you have decided to add "Twitter guru" to your CV. Sadly your