Tina Fey's A Mother's Prayer for Her Daughter - 4/13/11

The Mother’s Prayer for Its Daughter Tina Fey from her new book Bossypants, 2011   First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches. May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the Beauty. When the Crystal Meth is offered, May she remember the parents who